Omg yes please do
a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart
- if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s
if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s
Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation
why did i let tumblr talk me into watching this show: a biography written from the fetal position on my bedroom floor
At least it’s not your bedroom ceiling
rooster teeth employees: miles luna
Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan
the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin
Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning
Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world.
It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook chills
Science side here: The flash coming off of the lightning is very fast. Your phonecamera’s shutter actually takes the photo from side to side. The flash of lightning (or perhaps another lightning) struck while it was in the middle of photographing, leaving half of the photo being from before the flash, and the other half during it.
Science Fiction side here: What really happened was a tear in the fabric of reality. During that fraction of second you camera was able to pierce through the veil that separate this dimension from the mirror-image one, also known as mirror universe. Your alternate self probably did the same, at the same time. You alternate self also has a goatee and/or an eyepatch.
if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough
also i’ve been informed that i look like michael and lindsay’s adult child in this picture omfg
Thats so weird you have her hair and nose and his eyes and smile wtf were you sent from the future to aid them in the final battle?
i came from the future to be too starstruck to talk to them at first and eventually aid them in that final battle, yes
So Ray and I are dating and we live together.
This is simply a statement of facts and in no way is it an open invitation for people to ask/dwell into our personal lives. I appreciate people respecting our privacy and not trying to ask us a bunch of questions about our private life. Thank you. <3
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
Cat has no patience for your spiraling modern epic, James Joyce.
Wet Yourself! At The Party